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  REDNECK JOKE
                                           Redneck Hunters
                              Two redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them
                           into the far north for elk hunting. They
                           were quite successful in their venture,
                           and bagged six big bucks. The pilot came
                           back as arranged to pick them up. They
                           started to load their gear into the plane,
                           including the six elk. But the Pilot objected
                            he said "the plane can take only four of your
                             elk, you will have to leave two behind!"
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